"And is making a porn parody harder—no pun intended…"

With Joey Lauren Adams as the jailbait* next-door neighbor! I mean it, LeBlanc was actually all "Stop coming on to me; if I give in to fucking you, I'll go to prison!"

I loved 1999-Purple Rain-Sign o' the Times-era Prince, but was still a kid then. It wasn't until I was a teenager and saw Prince perform "Electric Chair" on SNL's 15th anniversary show, that I fully realized how incredibly cool and amazing he was. Loved seeing it again tonight.

She was well-cast as Super Hot Lady (yes, actual character credit) on 30 Rock, where Jack is trying not to let his mother ruin his life (spoiler: she does)

I knew you were speaking metaphorically, but given recent events and this whole damn year, I had to check and make sure Jay-Z didn't actually die.

At least the pain of remembering Alan Rickman died can distract you from the pain of Prince dying.

I saw Maria Bamford last year, and one of her opening acts had a pretty decent bit about Prince. She was at the doctor's, and when they asked her for an emergency contact, she couldn't think of a local one. Since she lived in Minneapolis, she had the bright idea to name Prince, since if she got seriously ill, at least…

Well, we wouldn't want the real Morgan Freeman to be sullied by this bomb. Better a less famous version who'll escape notice.

Or the Veronica Mars Universe.

You can't say that without telling us your first.

Just looked it up, and of course Robert Beltran was in it.

I can't believe we're talking about her breasts here … when she has possibly the finest set of legs in recorded human history.

Honestly read that as "fems" work camps. Maybe that's what they meant, and "fema" is the typo.

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And they're overrated as hookup places, too.

Tell N.C. that that dance isn't as safe as everyone thinks.

"Maths"?!?!

That's 53,085,600 minutes, which is pretty close to 53,180,080 minutes. Punch that in a calculator, turn it upside down…"OBOOBIES!"

Chris Pratt played Roger Goodell in a cold open involving the NFL's attempts to deal with domestic violence.

You could always search for a bunch of hardcore porn to cleanse your computer of a "Kent Hovind" search.