I used to be absolutely positive that Mia Sara played Maria on Head of the Class, but it was Leslie Bega.

I approve of this celebrity couple. It's like a lesser version of William H. Macy/Felicity Huffman.

I don't drive, but didn't really need the Uber app either. But a friend got a new job, and now needs someone to pick up her wonderful 10-year old daughter a couple days a week. Usually she gets family to do it, but I got to do it one day. I met the daughter at school, called Uber, and a nice young man took us on a…

Yeah, you don't wanna get it in your eyes, either. Keep them closed.

Not only is Emma Thompson the best when she does movies, she was also the best as Nanny G on Cheers, a famous children's entertainer who still carried a torch for her ex, Frasier Crane.

Has someone made an app to keep track of prayers like a rosary? If not, no one steal my idea! Also, get me someone who can create and market the app for me while I roll around in the money it makes.

So that wasn't Flight of the Conchords, then…

DON'T KEEP US IN SUSPENSE! WHAT'S THE OTHER COUNTRY?!?!

Here's hoping Donald Trump never hears this story.

My favorite Bruce Chandling bit was probably the darkest. As he's bombing really hard, he lets slip that he has some potentially serious health issues. Starts talking (mostly to himself) something about how he's starting to see a white light, and maybe it'd be easier to just go toward it. Before pepping up at the end…

Seriously, how/why do you make being a cowboy riding a steel horse sound depressing?!?!

Oh, they were watching Youtube videos of Richard Pryor on their phones, right?

I remembered thinking, well, at least it didn't suffer. Some wounded animals take days to die; that bird exploded instantly. Flying happily through the air, without ever seeing death coming. We should all actually be so lucky to die that way.

Are they high because there's more rape, or high because they take rape seriously and show victims respect, so that there's more victims who feel comfortable reporting it? One's good; one's bad.

Doesn't wine pretty much sell itself?

The A.V. Club

Your brother is history's greatest monster.

Fun(??) fact: John Oates co-wrote the song "Electric Blue" with Icehouse's frontman.

"Release the Yeast!"

When we changed to Disqus, and some longtime commenters had their names cut short, I considered rebooting my account under "Wilbur Hacken", riffing on how Wilbur Hackenschleimer had his own name cut short when the new headmaster started using a new computer system. It's what sent him over to the Bruno-and-Boots-led…