One of the great parts of the Space Pants sketch is that it's juuuust plausible enough that Gwen Stefani would be a friend and musical collaborator.

Please don't sully that group of porn actresses by including Joe Francis among them.

Remember, the sum of the length of any two penises must be greater than the length of the third penis.

"…a guy with a magic wand sawed me in half!"

Oh, this election cycle has shown that "regular white people" can be pretty fuckin' scary.

It probably had a mid-series lull, like Fast and the Furious, but I'm sure casting Mia Rose (plus her sister, Ava (albeit in different scenes)) revitalized the franchise.

"Sherlock isn't Daredevil."

As I was reading your first sentence I, of course, wondered if Trump and his fans had physically attacked Heidi Cruz.

No deal Diabolik, that fithy wizard money is mine!

Well in these cases, the customers' behavior is out of line, and I also support the right to deny them service once you see their bad behavior. We're worried about people being denied service based on who they are, before they can even engage in any bad behavior at the business (which they almost certainly weren't…

Plus the many many people who love and support them.

"Vampire Bigfoot" is such a Barry Goldberg idea.

It would've worked, but you forgot to reinstate the draft.

You never go full Nazi!

Yeah, good thing, heh heh heh…

It's got Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, and Jessica Chastain, and gay guys are the target demo?!?!

Way to plant (yourself in the cast of the new Gilmore Girls), Ann Mae!

Oh, it was more heartbreaking than, say, Dad lying to Rebecca that he wanted her there, but Mom was taking her away. Mom willingly took the fall so that Rebecca wouldn't be crushed to find out Dad didn't want her there. Mom did this, knowing full well that Rebecca would blame and resent her for it, most likely into…

Well, we have airplanes now. And helicopters would work even better; you don't even need a runway!

It takes another Trump to fight our Trump. It's a Godzilla vs. Mothra situation.