If ever Holmes and Watson needed use of Clyde's detective skills, now's the time. Bring Clyde out of hibernation!

I'm sure being rich helped change them, but I'd guess it's mostly getting older. Though old age doesn't tame all rock legends, as today's Iggy Pop newswire showed.

Grunt labor, eh? ♫Bom-chicka-bah-wah♫

Real-life cop, then actor who specialized in cops and crooks? Before he was 17? That's some Johnathan-from-Buffy-magic-spell-esque shit.

"…#OscarsSoWhite"

Cody Bryant! I know her breasts are manmade, but her body is still beyond belief.

They did this for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's election special. An interviewer bluffed that Trump advocated sterilizing all Puerto Ricans, and, it was exactly as bad as you feared it would be.

They're not rocks! They're minerals!

I had the 3-pronged Nerf boomerang! It was awesome! A game of catch I could play by myself. Yeah, I was a kid who kept to myself and didn't easily make friends. The boomerang did help me get my nose out of a book and get some fresh air and exercise.

You lost me at "had friends".

Pats suck! It's okay, Teti and I are pretty tight.

No no no, Churchill had clearly traveled back in time and made quite an impression on his hot young mom, thus cockblocking his future dad.

I don't get the corporate synergy dig at The Goldbergs, since ABC doesn't show the Olympics, and the Eddie the Eagle film isn't from Disney, though it seems like a natural fit. Anyway, of course Barry would idolize Eddie the Eagle. If someone dared Barry to take up ski jumping, he'd be the American version.

Your dad kicking the dog in the face makes the story.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a Big Dick contest. It won 1st place … and 2nd and 3rd place.

Hehehe, you said "head". Which is really appropriate for the one and only Jenna Haze.

Recently was shocked to find out Anthony Stewart Head's brother was "One Night in Bangkok's" Murray Head. I'd assumed it was a stage name. For Murray, at least.

Crisis?!?!

My mom and I have been reading Steven Saylor's Gordianus the Finder novels for years. Those take place before and during the reign of Caesar, and often feature Caesar and other historical figures.

And once you get to the moon, you'll find your ass to be pleasantly light.