I own an (ancient) Pepsi tshirt, which essentially provides free advertising for them every time I wear it. Not only am I not paid for this service, at some point, I or whoever bought the shirt and gave it to me, paid money for it. Some of which went to Pepsi. Which makes me a chump. I wish I could sell out.

I guess Denise Richards' birthday only comes once a year.

Iron helps us play!

"…is how witches put their evil in you."

It's true! It's true!

One thing I loved, seeing that sketch today: they announce some celebs for the next "Jew/Not A Jew". Nowadays, you could look it up online very easily. You couldn't back then, and even asking around might not get an accurate answer.

Of course Rachel from Friends has seen a black person. Aisha Tyler and Gabrielle Union played love interests. But thinking back, it may actually be possible she'd never seen a black man.

That's where I saw Bayer's Jennifer Aniston! I knew it was too good to keep hidden until now.

It's where I learned Jewish mom means you're Jewish, but not so with dads.

I know we have some A.V. Clubbers in England. Could one of you go find Danny Boyle and high-five him for me?

Or you can have it taste like an orange, but you'll have trouble getting financing.

That's great, but what do you have planned for the Taste Test?

"I'll always remember you Johnson *MEMORY DELETED*"

Not him, the other one!

Oh Kanye. Never change.

Oh man, just found out two nights ago, Murray Head is Anthony Stewart Head's brother! I assumed it was a stage name (for Murray only).

Please, Sean Penn has plenty of company in the Hollywood douche department.

For the Lucky Numbers blurb, you forgot "We're talking Bamford".

Bill Murray calls up Mitch Glazer, tells him his wife and Patrick Swayze are on TV right now, holding hands.

You're quite a spanner in the works, eh?