Hey, where's this guy from?

Can we all pretend that they only had Trump host to give extra bite to these jokes at his expense? I mean, we all know it was for ratings and attention, but we can still pretend.

It's kind of nice to see that even preening douchebags can love and appreciate their grandparents.

Well, Peyton's strengths have always been his work ethic in watching film and developing a rapport with his receivers, and his incredible football acumen. Unfortunately, he turns 40 next month, and has clearly reached the age where his skills (arm strength, reflexes, etc.) have fallen off a cliff. He no longer seems…

My dad was a nurse, and before that, he was a Marine Staff Sergeant who served in Vietnam. That's why I always scoffed at the notion that male nurses weren't tough or manly or whatever other crap people might think.

Every time I see William "The Refrigerator" Perry's name, I remember that it inspired my brother's high school football teammates to nickname his big friend "The Microwave".

Maude, eh.

Hey, Canada has produced quite a few performers of Asian ancestry, especially of the lovely & talented actress variety (Sandra Oh, Grace Park, Ellen Wong).

The best, most exciting way to lose a lot of money quickly, is craps.

**Alien Jesus would also like to express his fondness for those particular episodes.**

Did you custom-build the vault to hold Ethan Hawke, or was it already there?

I'm getting fed up with this blowjob!

Katey Sagal was also Hyde's mom on That '70s Show.

2243 total yards and 23 TD's in a 14-game season! One of the greatest fantasy football seasons ever, before the hobby got really popular.

Hmm, I can see how a young male singer with an album named "I'm Your Little Boy" could become very popular with a certain group of people, and I don't mean kindly grandmothers. At least until "biology stepped in".

The Stones have had their opening acts get booed for decades now, all over the world. The most egregious example is from their 1981 tour promoting Tattoo You, where a young, nascent talent was quickly booed off the stage. But Prince seemed to turn out alright.

*squeeze* "Yuuhuurrh" *squeeze* "Yuuhuurrh" *squeeze* "Yuuhuurrh"…

Another point in favor of Holmes not being a suspect for the attempt on Morland's life: if Sherlock was going to kill his father, he would have tried it as a younger, presumably more hot-headed, man.

I like the implication that he's consumed the last two as much as the first two.

Romulans. So predictably petty and vindictive.