You can be three things.

Sure he wasn't bagging on the Patriots?

Well, Lord of the Rings was so full of such fantastical, legendary stuff, that David Bowie in the movie would have just been one more thing.

Hank Aaron Jr.

"Clutch your pearls" is now my new favorite euphemism for masturbating.

MmmmeeeooowwwwRRROOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!

Only beat me by 7 hours. Damn my steady job that doesn't start til noon!

Or make sure that your family members know exactly where to look.

And Mulder, being an old-school porn fan, instantly recognizes the voice of Randy Spears.

No Dennis, I also fondly remember The Interesting Four. I was eight years old when that sketch aired, so of course my favorite part was The Human Stapler asking to use the bathroom, then off screen you hear the 'tch-tch' staple sound his hands make when they touch something, then Brad Hall wailing in agony.

Can we give her a special Oscar for beating up Turtle?

Eim mott in meh muu!

a righteously furious hot and bothered Phoebe Cates…

While I love Classic-era Homer Simpson with all my heart, it's good to see Adam is much more decent to his hatefully-perfect-yet-perfectly-nice "nemesis".

I thought Bow's hair still looked great after the switch to cheap hair products, but that's probably all on Tracee Ellis Ross.

What a crummy thread of plot holes and spelling errors.

I'm a 41-year old with well-above average intelligence. I just completely waste it.

Some Googling has revealed that Rob Lowe is listed as a full four inches taller than Efren Ramirez, seeming to make it unlikely that one would be the other's body double. But I'll allow it.

A Dukedom, then.

Maybe he doesn't know that Bowie was born David Jones, and this knowledge could ease his prejudice. It would really help if he loved "Daydream Believer".