So is the blonde dancer from Dirty Dancing and Toto's Roseanna video now available? Women with fantastic legs tend to age well.

Now no one can say I don't have Bernie Mac's spine!

So they named that second kid after a god? And also Apollo?

You mean I was a conservative icon all through high school, and didn't know it?

Yeah, you trip over that Ottoman in a humorous fashion, like that great American, Dick Van Dyke (snark aside, a true American icon).

You had to bring stink into this!

Yes! Changing my Facebook avatar to Hank and Dean doing "Go Team Venture" has, like the bat signal in the Gotham night sky, called forth the return of the show! You're all welcome.

Hmm, Tuffy Auer? You know what, I feel I could bang chicks under that name.

"…a good old-fashioned tell-all bombshell about sex, drugs, and…"

Hey, I'm no fan of presidential candidate Ben Carson, but do we have to associate him with Nickelback?

The Fabled Lands gamebook series (which I found out about in these comment sections, thank you whoever) published only the first 6 books of a planned 12-book series 20 years ago. Thanks to Kickstarter, Book 7, The Serpent King's Domain, should be released by this summer. Like most gamebooks, Fabled Lands combined…

This is like the third year in a row a reasonably well-known, well-regarded actor died on New Year's Eve. Uncle Phil, Richard Gilmore, and now Trapper John.

Phrasing!

Well, the rich blind guy could still hire people to help him get away. Though it would be kinda cool if those people actually hated him, parked his wheelchair in prison, and just told him he was in a non-extradition country.

The late, great Greg Giraldo called Christianity a religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.

Only if it's the awesome concert performance of "The Cross" from the "Sign o' the Times" movie, and not the still-very-decent album version.

I knew a Laotian guy in high school, and I thought he should have tried the pickup line "How'd you like to rub some Laotian on you?"

Frame him again, his soul's still dancing!

The one and only Joni Mitchell.

Well, as long as it's not 14.