I'm late to the party cause my home internet was down. Am I really the first to mention how fantastic Tina's legs looked in the Dope Squad video?

Well, focusing on the screwing of AIDS patients, and leaving out the screwing of pregnant women and babies, might have been doing this guy a little bit of a PR favor.

Oingo Boingo's "Dead Man's Party" will always hold up.

And then ask why the hell they're still paying for music.

No, I don't think those are the noises BB-8 makes. Also, they'll be coming out of the phone/tablet, not the toy BB-8 itself. But apparently they couldn't fit those electronics inside and still have it move like that. Maybe one day…

So it's kinda like Trump, except, you know, good for America.

I got one for a friend's daughter, a wonderful 9-year old with a smile like sunshine. My thinking is, if she loves it, seeing her play with it will make me happier than anything I could buy for myself for $150. Her Star Wars-fan mom should simultaneously love the gift and hate that I spent so much.

That photoshop disgusts me. Ted Cruz is not worthy of being associated with that magnificent thatch of chest hair.

Do you not recognize the long con? One day, Kiefer will happen to bump into you, and to make conversation, you'll mention the time you played pool together. He'll give a friendly laugh, then suggest a rematch. But this time, why don't we make it interesting…

Trophy Wife! Jackie might still be looking for keys in fake rocks to this day.

"I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand."

I hear he was quite kinky, too. He once spanked an old man on two non-consecutive occasions.

For me, the main joke of the Disney Channel twins sketch is, you have Taran Killam, a handsome, charming guy who managed to marry and put a baby in Cobie Smulders, and even he pales in comparison to the Norse-god perfection of a Chris Hemsworth.

The A.V. Club Newswire had been all over this back then. Nathan Rabin even did a World of Flops entry on the game.

Maybe he's a secret Canadian, like Dave Foley on Newsradio.

Well I know that's true of Mark Harmon. He's been effortlessly cool for decades.

Are the people on NCIS cops? If so, Blue Bloods isn't my stepdad's favorite cop show.

"Actually they have a rubber gripping thing for that now."

Like Phil Hartman, The Simpsons guest voicing is more than enough to justify his celebrity existence.

Neil Diamond's "You Make It Feel Like Christmas" is one of my favorite Christmas songs, probably because it's a standard Neil Diamond slow-building number with Christmas trappings. Which speaks to the greatness of Neil Diamond and/or the lameness of most Christmas music. Oh, and that song first came out in 1984.