Can't you just focus on an oversexed Sarah Hyland, getting all hot and bothered, instead?

Phil's "Got wood" to Andy was great, but my favorite sexual innuendos were the quick one-two of Haley's "I helped him cram" followed by Andy's "She really drilled me".

Three names for the comedy rule of threes. They opened with two joke-names: Screeches & Herb and Simon & Godawful, and nailed the ending with Nickelback.

Did you really have to identify that as a Tracy Morgan quote on this website?

I could see Maisie Williams playing a teenage Dana Scully.

You're missing an "into".

"…to relish their boyfriends’ anatomy".

Rape, or a date, or a hunting trip, or rape?

I thought it took masturbating to do that?

One great, probably accidental touch in the alien abduction sketch: Gosling admitted that the experience made him cry, and wept a bit in joy while recounting his beautiful experience. So when he started breaking, his laughter could have been passed off as further crying. Though we all knew what it was.

Those four were west-coast born and bred. Eddie was a midwestern transplant.

Um, don't you mean "These are the wars no one remembers."
"What are the Trebek Wars?"

The tastemakers had spoken!

"Phil was the only white member of his high school improv team, Ha Ha Black Sheep."

It skips generations.

Of course I had to visit the turkey wiki to find out about the name. I discovered the man who introduced them to England received a coat of arms, including "a turkey-cock in his pride proper." Awesome.

Wow, his mistress is 51, and she still doesn't pass the "half his age plus 7" test? Damn, he's old.

The title "porn star" is commonly used for actresses in porn movies, but not all of them can be an actual porn star. I don't see Mika Tan as a porn star. She's simply a bona fide sex goddess.

Just another Thanksgiving in Shelbyville.

Thomas McCarthy would have something to say about that, while praying you don't bring up The Cobbler.