Oh, she had long ago made peace with her fate, as the wife of a cowardly weed of a man. You're so lucky.

There is actually a Rich Tanguy, a non-pale white guy who does very well for himself. So I can buy Rich Texan. Who I like to think was born Richard Texanstein, but after his family fled Europe ahead of the Nazis, they sacrificed some of their heritage to fit in. A tragic story.

And if you're saying this young generation is the worst, the future is screwed, etc, it doesn't reflect badly on young people, who as a group always turn out pretty OK. It reflects badly on you. Congratulations, you're old. And not the good kind of old, that brings serenity and wisdom. You're sliding toward bitter…

Oops, you typed the all-caps part normal and the normal part all-caps.

Yeah, she cast a spell on me, and part of my body turned to stone!*

"Grenier can never show his face in public again without being subject to ridicule, rejection, and maybe even being glitter bombed—-you Ef'ed up big time on this one Grenier—-no sense whatsoever."

He should have snarked "The Pack won? See, there was this NCIS marathon on cable…"

For years, I thought that was Ed Begley Jr. in Real Genius, playing that smarmy, spineless asshole Kent. Instead, it was just a guy. More recently, Sophia Vegara starred in the movie Hot Pursuit, with Reese Witherspoon, and not, as I assumed for weeks, Anna Faris. In my defense, it seemed like a totally-Anna-Faris…

That's why they would carry several loaded one-shot guns, attached to the scarves and puffy pirate shirts for easy access during combat. Thanks, Pirateology!

Well, they're hot redheads, and it's a visual medium, and, well … res ipsa loquitur.

I love how John Parr's only two hits, at least in America, are a cheesy-yet-still-inspiring power ballad, and a stripper anthem.

Ah, I had already checked out of MLB once the Brewers were clearly out and football (real and fantasy) started cranking up. I'll check back in to see if the Pirates or Cubs make any noise in the playoffs.

Well, there's always a chance a Brewers pitcher will break Giancarlo Stanton's face.

It shows how cute and awesome Maisie is, that teenage Beige Alert would've had a crush on this Stark sister, instead of the tall, beautiful redhead.

Whether she was honestly buying milk, or a brilliant comedian, that's just fantastic.

His persecution as a white male is coming from inside his own body.

Allison is the same age as Anne Hathaway, who's losing roles to younger women.

♫ Keep me searching for a heart of old. ♫

But … but … we're already insane from Donald Trump leading in the polls!

Don't ruin my fond memories of Kim Possible by comparing Reince Priebus to a naked mole rat.