Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

Looks like you started it at 2:59.

A BAC of 0.10 in Floyd is a 0.11 in Catanzaro because he always blows an extra point.

jesus christ it’s spelled Natty Boh

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

I would give a nut to see a selfie from Tiff with her ballot showing a vote for Hillary.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

Antoine Walker paved the way too. He’s working road crew on a stretch I-95.

Too bad the same can’t be said for Joel Madden.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

Make America Fundamentally Sound Again(?)

Pop/Duncan 2016 - Make America Post Up Again

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

I just realized that the majority of people reading this have no clue who Thornton Melon is, without Googling.

There are just some subjects Brady won’t touch: Trump, Deflategate, the word “I” when followed by “am your real dad, John Moynahan.”

This is completely unrelated, but back in the day I used to play Madden with the Titans (is that the right team? I am too lazy to look it up) just to taunt my friends with a My Sharona parody composed purely of “nuh”s and shouting “ROB BIRONAS” instead of “my Sharona.” I was and am an obnoxious ass.