Not to tic tac you Tom, but you need consent first.

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.

Mostly because no one is confident this team can do anything in the post season. They aren’t an exciting team to watch with 5 hits a game (3 home runs but mostly 4 pitch pop outs). Plus people STILL do not want to go to downtown Baltimore.

It was embarrassing. I went to two of the last three at home against Arizona and the crowds were OK, though. I got me a Kim shirsey and a state flag brim Orioles cap I’m rocking right now.

As much fun as it is to scream at a Subway employee, it’s not their job to stock pickles, blame the store’s GM. It’s their responsibility to take inventory of things like pickles. Plus, any REAL pickle lover will know where they can get an emergency jar within 5 blocks of whatever their destination may be.

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Suspicions were raised by obvious fake names included among Jim Harbaugh’s followers like “Jake Butt” and “Brady Hoke.”

Thank you for participating.

Only if we’re talking about your mom.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Step on a crack, break the QB’s back. Step on a flea, break the WR’s knee. Step on a mine and take out the entire O-line!

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Roger Goodell is the dude that ruins a good porn by groaning louder than the woman the entire time.

“Puck save, and a beaut!” -- Elisha Cuthbert

“Hey, you forgot me!” - Alyssa Milano

Lindsey Vonn is the Dusty Baker of athlete fuckers.

I wish I got extra points for punts in my fantasy muff league.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

I don’t think anybody gives a shit about Ortiz’s positive sample. I hate the Sox and even I don’t really care. I’d never stop laughing if it kept him out of the HOF. Worth it for the Simmons takes. If they do let him in they had better start considering Bonds, Clemens and A-Rod though. Just because they were disliked…

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