His teams stinking in last place will be what keeps him from MVP.

According to Fangraphs, Trout is the 12th best-rated defensive outfielder this season, making him a shoo-in for his first GG.

The Rams sit Goff. The Rams continue to suck. The Rams fire Fisher. New Coach brings all his coaches in. New coach decides Goff truly sucks. GM slyly tries to trade Goff. Browns trade for Goff.

The NFL everyone!

him being able to really just kind of take a step back and take a deep breath, and watch a veteran guy operate in Case Keenum.

Those who can’t do, coach. Those who can’t coach, coach the Rams.

What’s funny is AB and one of the officials were BS’ing shortly after and AB gave him a butt slap and the ref laughed hysterically. I don’t know what one has to do with the other but I found it odd that the he and the refs were on good terms after the taunting foul.

Petition the MLB to change RBI to “right ball injury”, and order will be restored.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

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Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

At least you didn’t say ALCS. I swore I heard Gary Thorne mention last night that Jeffrey Maier was last night’s in-game contest winner and I had a PTSD flashback of Tony Tarasco’s limbs flailing.

I look forward to my Orioles once again shitting the bed against them in the ALDS in the near future.

It’s not like we expect Joe Flacco to play at an MVP level

I’m just going to leave this one here:

Donald Trump must be thrilled. “Make America Russian Again.”

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

This is now a Seinfeld episode.

INT Yankee Stadium

Kramer forces way into women’s restroom

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot