Good memory. Of course, Lauren actually put that same stat in the article you’re commenting on.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

I hated him when the Pats played Baltimore, cos he was a goddamn machine. Indefatigable.
Great player.

They discussed inflation in the text exchange.

“I think there is blame on both sides. You had a group on one side that was bad. You had a group on the other side that was also very violent. Nobody wants to say that. I’ll say it right now.” - Jerry Jones

I beg your pardon, sir. There simply is no feeling quite like a fresh under armor shirt on your nipples. Sometimes when I’m feeling blue I’ll fashion them as diapers under my work pants. Their clothes are extremely versatile and delightfully gratifying, and I’m just not going to stand here and let you slander them.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

My question for all the people who point to h2h against Nadal and Djoker to argue Fed isn’t the GOAT...where does Fed making the semis while the other crash out before then show up in the h2h record? Just food for thought.

I have no rooting interest in the Knicks but a guy yelling on TV about a team executive whose first move was signing a guy on crack is a story regardless of proximity to New York.

The Mountain had a 28-3 lead!

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Uhhhhh

Good God that pick and throw by Machado - effortless!

I’m not saying the Ryan brothers are bad at defense, but they somehow already received life sentences for this.