Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

Everybody is loving this ending now, but I have a feeling we’re all going to grow to hate it — it’s a curse. There are few things more frustrating for a sports fan than that tiny bit of hope when your team is down to a 0.001 win probability. We’re all in for a little bit of extra heartbreak saying, “Yeah, but Texas…

No, there was an incident where a pass to John Urschel got called back because the ref didn’t see him check in as eligible clear as day

Goose Gossage.

Actually he said he loves, “huge action”, when asked about why he enjoys Marvel movies.

I think it’d be pretty easy for Colin to avoid seeing his mom in Denver. Just make sure she’s an open receiver, they’ll never connect.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

+ 525,600 minutes.

I dunno, it depends on where it’s playing. The quality of the Theater should play into your decision. Also, are you buying tickets from the box office, or third party? So many questions really, there's no good way to answer this based on the information you've presented.

Bishop Sankey always sounds like a third rate Catholic high school to me.

Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.

but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

They already have the money. The tickets aren’t ones they haven’t sold, they are ones that OTHER people want to sell, sometimes at a loss. The Yankees aren’t denying the ticket holder the right to sell them, the reason for the policy, however, it to screw the people who can buy them. Now keep kissing up to your…

Of course they can charge whatever price they deem fit, and take steps to hamper the secondary market if they so desire in order to maintain an artificial price floor. The real question is why? If they were sold out every night and had high demand, there wouldn’t be an opportunity for people to get cheap seats on…

Thanks for your input, Randy.

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!