Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

If ‘Megatron’ keeps his word, that leaves his career numbers as follows: 83* touchdowns on 731* receptions for 11,619* yards.

Manning’s college career gave them rest of his team good training for that.

I’ll tell you who punched Samaki — it was that damn sasquatch!

She’s one fine piece of ace...

my friends and i still drop that reference... and we’re now in our 30s

That Veronica Vaughn, though...

Gotta really feel bad for the man responsible for driving that group of troublemakers

Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

I find that overwhelmingly it’s women that love the season. Just love metric ass-tons of snow. Knowing full well their asses are not going to be the ones out there shoveling God’s dandruff.

I am a life-long resident of the Northeastern U.S. and I would just like to say, as I always say when I pick up a shovel: Fuck you, snow. And fuck you, winter. You are, by far, the shittiest of all seasons, and I will never not look at an adult human who says they love this crappy time of year like they are a…

THIS GUY HARRIS. I CALL HIM THE HOOVER BECAUSE HE CAN SUCK THE CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH.

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

That’s a messed-up way to treat people, man.

Feast Mode.