He fixes the cable?

Needs more nips.

I like the way you think.

Well, if the gun had a boarding pass, then agents would have to let a gun board a plane.

Yeah, but 100% of stun guns doesn't sound too unrealistic.

Naturally, if you know how to read, then the entire Indian subcontinent ought to know how to read as well. Go troll somewhere else, troll.

Easy, Francis. The "skeptic" countries are the ones full of aliens.

"I'm gonna trip balls!"

I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess.

I have one of the first Intel machines, the first generation white MacBook. I'm aware I can easily upgrade, but it's the fact that Tiger is not that old of an OS and it's already incompatible with the latest browsers and iTunes, along with most other software, not to mention the entire Mac App store.

I'm remembering an old-ish Apple ad campaign that said (something along the lines of) "our newest software will still work with our oldest machines." Maybe it's not famous, but hell, I can still get Firefox 4 on Windows XP, so why isn't it compatible with Tiger? Considering Tiger is essentially Apple's XP, I don't…

Great review. The worst part of all, though, is that Lion moves Apple software further away from compatibility with my beloved Tiger, which can hardly run any new software. So much for Apple's famed backwards compatibility.

What NASA isn't telling us is that the Shuttle will still be used, but it will be piloted by adorable monkeys.

There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.

You want to know how to make a journalist upset? Argue his choice of words. You see the vehicle in the picture? Its a space shuttle. You know who the last four people to ever ride in it are going to be? The four people in the picture. Nobody else will ever ride in our current fleet of space shuttles again.

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