That must be one angry bear, what with smelling like piss and all.

˙ʎʇıɔ ǝɥʇ uı uoıʇnllod ʇɥƃıl ɥɔnɯ os ʇ,usɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɥsıʍ ǝɯ sǝʞɐɯ ʎllɐǝɹ ˙looɔ ʎɹǝʌ

So I can finally play THPS Graffiti mode in real life?

Witty pickup line ruined by a quick draw with Wikipedia. Ball's in your court, Bangarang.

Thanks for breaking the universe on us. Way to go.

Blood tests were administered by the pilot.

No such thing as a free lunch. But if the wi-fi is free, hang out all day. Or you could just visit a library.

With all the meat processors/deboners featured on Monster Machines lately, I'm a bit surprised you haven't picked a Best Meat Deboner, for those of us who are looking to purchase in the near future.

A very popular website has just lost essentially all of its content. Tech related for sure. Even if the occasional non-tech article is posted, it's always interesting and usually makes for a good read. If you only want to read about new cell phones and laptops, which gets boring pretty fast, go over to Engadget.

Shit gets old quickly.

Their pre-lockout website was much better. Usually, its filled with highlight videos, interviews, etc., but nothing now.

Websites. Internets. Tech enough for you?

Yeah, I realized that too. Seven years ago.

Because we're working 10000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA!!!

Secret Garden and Robinson Crusoe are free anyway because they are in the public domain. Fuck B&N for tricking customers into getting "free" books that cost nothing to begin with.

So is this "shock" the same as the "shock" of an electric fence collar? I totally agree, though. There aren't bad dogs, just bad owners. And that's probably the most pitiful looking dog I've ever seen. (EDIT: Not Amos. He looks pretty awesome. I mean the pug in the sweater.)

OK, so he'll have made $1100 instead of $1000. Money still has value to Bill Gates, especially money at no cost to him.