If I were you I would turn that idea into a FB game. I'd love to see updates from my mom asking if anyone found a lost cat in Shit Ass Pet Fuckers.

How does that make sense? A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks, no matter who you are. It's not like he would be in a big rush to make it to the office and clock in on time.

So you're telling me that Two Gentlemen of Lebowski wasn't that far fetched?

One study proves nothing. Also, the journal has a miniscule impact factor. Call me once this shows up in Science, then it might be worthy of consideration.

Dy-it?

And where we're going, we won't need any roads.

Probably not going to find many cars with a carburetor that need a firmware update.

Just for kicks, I went to the Ford website and only saw features on Adaptive Cruise Control, Active Motion Seats, BLIS, MyKey, and SYNC. Hardly a mention of the engine, unless it was to tout its "green" features. If any of this technology was stand-alone, or sold separately, you'd probably find it in a Walgreens…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't a 1000km-wide telescope be larger than Texas?

So can I use a GameCube case instead?

Do puck mice count?

Thanks for this. I'll be sure to enjoy my hour of free articles.

Shut up Chum.

I'd say it's absolutely genuine. They can go for as much as $500.

You want to sell it, pawn it, or donate it?

"Why don't you call your friend or go drive to New York, honey?"

As opposed to an eleven year old juvenile delinquent who was chosen to drive in the mileage marathon. The attempt was ruined halfway through when she pulled over for a smoke, saying "I don't care."

Means nothing if she can't pass the Turing Test. She may look nice on screen with a synthetic voice, but it's hardly a massive leap forward for synthetic lifeforms.