“I LOVE you Daddddaptian. Daptain. It’s a normal way to say Captain. It’s from hip-hop.”

Yeah, they must be fuhrerious.

I was raised by right-wingers. Escaped a cult. Only one of my family that did.

I always said GOPers would support a pedophile if had R next to name and they are about to prove me right. It would be hilarious if not so patheric and dangerous.

Terry Crews early 90s hair game is fire

“I didn’t mean for me!” underlies a shocking amount of conservative philosophy.

Millennials are buying so many Wall Street Journals, they’re changing the way they’re depicted in its pages!

Wait a minute, Great White North isn’t a Canadian Great White cover band?

I don’t even come close to understand the either/or questioning Southern did. Like, I get that she believes women’s rights and Islam can’t coexist, but juxtaposing the two in that either/or question doesn’t really prove that belief. You can literally replace “women’s rights” and “Islam” with any two nouns for largely…

Had to reach so far back for that Sting reference that you probably dislocated your shoulder.

Great White North’s Southern mourns lost of best “Western” standards.

this reminds me of that part in The Handmaid’s Tale where Serena Joy is forced to throw out the books SHE WROTE on conservative values because the culture that SHE CREATED does not allow women to read. these women are literally creating their own oppressors.

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.

Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say

Ugh, this guy—you just know he practiced that steely Presidential gaze bullshit in front of his mirror for months. It’s like his blue steel.

Well, like the nuns taught me about the Holy Trinity, He can be three things

I misread the headline as “Westeros Baptist Church” at first.

Later Pence was nearly killed when the bleachers he was sitting in were destroyed by The Deathmobile.

They picketed gay friendly Vassar College when I lived by there, and West Point across the river in the same day.

Counterprotests merged and drag queens wound up hanging out with decorated career officers along with their families, eventually hitting the bars afterwards. That was a strange and beautiful evening in…

“My girlfriend picketed 37 funerals!”