Didn’t convert first down, did convert into Black Hawk Down, though.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Last time a Tiger jumped on a pile of bodies it got a 7 iron upside the head.

What a tragic, avoidable event it turned out to be for the whole Angels organization. And to think, there are still over 2 years and about $70 million left on Albert Pujols’ contract.

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

For the last time, Rex Grossman is NOT coming out of retirement!

What it really tells you is that when you come to football purely for love of the game (i.e., especially if you come from an upbringing of privilege) and make a relatively huge amount of money in your early career, it doesn’t matter how good you might have been or how much more money you probably stood to earn, it’s…

HE HATE TEAMS

I strongly urge you guys to see how Southampton scored their goal against Liverpool before completely shitting on LA and the MLS in general.

Ya know, after spending way too much time on this,
I said ‘Fuck it-no one will look at it anyway.’

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

A Colt with a broken leg? Absolutely Barbaric.

Of course Charles McKee III is the FBI’s golf-crime investigator.

One time my grandma and I were dancing at some random banquet and she told me, “Oh, Drew … never settle. NEVER SETTLE.”

So THAT'S where the Bucks stop.

Pfft, tell that to the citizens of Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

Each of Davey Johnson, Matt Williams, and Dusty Baker inherited a team that had failed to win the division (although Davey was interim manager in 2011 after Jim Riggleman quit) and the next year won 90+ games and the division. Johnson was getting up there, and it was probably the right time to move on after the team…

“It was easy getting green, what can I say.”

Bort Escoto, who coached Tyler Honeycutt