There's no place for this in soccer or anywhere else for that matter. Just turn the phone sideways before you press record you monster.

The most classic rock is igneous.

You’re going to piss off a lot of divorced dads by omitting Bob Seger.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

The weird swipes at Bryce are a bad look for us man. I don’t exactly miss him, but he was unquestionably a big part of making the Nats the team they’ve become over the last 7 years. We all cheered our assess off for him since he came up, and I don’t know many people that didn’t love watching him when he was rolling.…

But if I wait for the playoffs then I will never get to watch any of my Chicago teams actually, ya know, play.

Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

That PI non call against Marvin was so obvious.  This is the most disgusting one sided officiating I’ve ever seen in a game.  Goodell called up these refs and told them to make sure Packers win this game.   Fucking ugly yellow and green geese shit team.  

When will the “Jaguras” be returning to London?

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

I live my life by a simple code:

Nix Nabbed for Naughty Nighttime Nonsense

What a fucking comeback. I’m honestly in disbelief they managed to pull it off. Let’s fucking go Nationals!!!

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I can’t believe that happened.

protect the investment of season-ticket holders

Allow me to illustrate using one of many basic demand curve illustrations all over the internet:

“Khalil Mack Has Leg Amputated at Knee by Hidden Battleaxe, Still Strip-Sacks Jared Goff (UPDATE: He Grew Another Leg)“

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

I thought “Austin Hays” described the air at Matthew McConnaughey’s house

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?