Next up on Deadspin; let’s watch this Thai martial artist get face-kicked into last week!  Look at that fucker - he was out cold before he hit the ground!  Isn’t that fucking awesome!

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

That’s a decision Marwa’s Ghana regret.

DREW WE NEEDED YOU THERE WAS SUCH A LACK OF GOOD POOP STORIES.

For all the goddamn kids who don’t appreciate quality these days:

Milwaukee sure doesn’t mean “the good land” anymore.

It’s all just so wildly improbable it really is hard to know what to feel about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they regress towards what everybody expected them to be next year and they get 70 points. Or win it all. Who knows?

That’s just the feline judge.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

The White House Correspondents Dinner

Samuel Alito writes, “a more direct affront to state sovereignty is not easy to imagine,”

You don’t put the bible at risk in a car overnight.

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

Excellent and reasonably unbiased reporting!

AJ, the assassin of Gawker.

I would imagine that group intersects incredibly well with the same people who predicted William Karlsson would score 43 goals this year. Or who thought that Karlsson, Smith and Marchessault would form one of the best top lines in hockey. I am sure if Florida had protected Marchy and not given away Smith, they could…

Please stop with this. The only thing anyone who knows hockey thought was that the Golden Knights would be “competitive” with was Arizona and the worst record in hockey this year and whether or not they would finish with less points than Colorado had last year. This whole made up “the league rigged the expansion…

Until morale improves, the lickings will continue.