Nice contribution bro

Blaine Gabbert’s old backup? 

For real - that’s why I make my son play QB.

I think there’s a real possibility that Luck caught an episode of Very Cavallari, saw how Jay Cutler spends his days, and said to himself “I want that life.”

Yup, I hope to one day be surrounded by other   self-important Patriot League grads thinking they’ve got the world figured out whilst staring out the window of their Manhattan office.  

Ced earned a lifetime pass from criticism from all Bears fans by scoring the TD to ice the 2006 NFCCG. Such a shame.

You do realize that the Nats offer to Harper was comparable in overall money but was deferred over the course of close to 450 years?  It was not a comparable offer to Philly, he would have been a fool to take it.  

Gabe, what’s a baseball conference?

Hi Billy - Longtime reader of your MLS sucks stuff. I had the opportunity to mark three future first round MLS draft picks in my playing days, and I can assure you that they did not suck. They were incredible. I don’t know if you play, or if your friends play, or if their friends play, but I guarantee these guys…

Whatever happened to free speech?!?!?  I thought this was America!

After climbing into bed after more than six beers I wish I was charged with a sexual battery naw mean??

Remember that Giolito’s has had an entire career of sucking ass now slightly offset by an excellent 1/3rd of a season. Don’t count on a guy who had, at best, half a pitch as of six months ago. 

Yup - it was the good kind of mass shooting.

The NHL can be excused for a tame offseason because the the games are actually  entertaining. The NBA is a soap opera with shitty basketball in between episodes.

What If ESPN The Magazine Was A Wight?

You gotta click on that B icon for it to work bro 

The Sharks had zero chance to win the game 5 on 5, a penalty was the only chance they had and they got it by a bad call. So you should be saying - “don’t suck in a game 7 at home and maybe you won’t need an atrocious penalty call to barely survive a second year franchise.”

Pavs flop attempt went a little haywire and he busted his head open.  

Yeah, no, the Saints got boned out of a super bowl appearance, and nobody shifts the blame to their d not stopping the Rams.

I mean - how could you feel sorry for the Saints? Sure it was a bad call, but they had a chance to stop the Rams on defense so everything’s cool right?