You’re pretty proud of barely outlasting a team in its second season the year after getting thumped by said expansion team in the playoffs.  

Your opinion is shared by pretty much everyone. Bad call. The Sharks turned into superheroes for a few minutes, credit to them, but they should have never been given the chance.

How could that kind of call happen in a league that’s rigged in the Golden Knights favor?

Great - Aaron Rodgers is here.

OMG I can’t believe this guy turned out to be an asshole 

That’s the best defense I’ve seen in the playoffs so far.

“Can you do me a favela and stop jerking off please?”

Prince Willie was the worst mascot ever.  Change my mind.

Hey guys it’s the ref from last night!

College goalie here. I never fucked up that bad at any level, so not everyone is prone to it.

Let’s all just enjoy Zion until some dumbfuck NBA front office takes a shitty 7’5 euro shooting guard at #1.

So what happens in 18 months after OBJ pisses everyone off, gets hurt for eight weeks and is still owed $1.5 million per game for three more years?

Thanks, I didn’t know that breaking bones in your leg was really painful.

His real crime is wearing them baggy dress shirts, amirite

Yeah right bro - next thing you’re gonna tell me is that an expansion team can win the conference or something.

“Nobody around here has any idea what [Schefter] is referring to.”

Look at Mr. Fancy here recording soccer games on a camcorder

Mostert’s Symphony No. My Arm’s Broken in 41 Places

It’s pretty simple - their defense sucks ass. Sure, they’ve been getting incredibly unlucky on the offensive side (they dominated long stretches of both the Washington and Pittsburgh games)but they will invariably let the other team bury every single quality chance they have. Subban didn’t have a chance last night.

That’s tremendous news, totally deserved - fuck that fucking fuck.