“experiencing what EVERYONE eventually does”

Don’t forget the other side of aging, though: you also get tons better at living. I think back to the issues that vexed me in my 20s, and with what I know now, I could slide through 90% of it like it was nothing. I’ve got a lot more inner calm because I am no longer my own worst enemy like I was (now other people are…

“I clutch my purse every time a white man is walking toward me.”

Uncle Daddy....

Can’t be potato salad without eggs.

Of course, there are eggs. Why no eggs? I don’t trust it if there are no eggs.

Yeah, I agree — this is some ignorant shit.

Nah. I read your piece and took ten deep breaths. I don’t use any variation on the “n” word because it was always used as a weapon against me and I don’t feel like entertaining white folks by picking up their crap, dusting it off and pretending to turn it into treasure.

That’s ridiculous.

Too lenient. Summary execution on the spot.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

...why the fuck are my skinfolk so goddamned opposed to salting their meat...?

When you can’t be told anything by anyone, life will most certainly do the teaching.

Being Black: If all else fails, simply stop being black. I’ve never seen anyone do it, but it’s worth a try.

I have never had a good reason to use this gif and now I do! Like wut??? I already thought it was wrong when he dogged her out by calling her evil etc after I thought he just had sex with her BUT he was in a THREE YEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. Bruh! On the other hand he must really know her, LOL. Envy is the most punk…

Now you know how we white people feel when our favorite Starbuck’s is closed for remodeling and we have to go to the one across the street where the store layout is backwards and it just wrecks our mornings.

How come white people’s kitchens are so often dirty? They can’t wash a sink?

As a white person, I would also like to know. Seriously, it’s completely disgusting, I won’t even accept it from immediate family.