It’s not about “caught off guard” so much as, “You know what? Pants are down already, might as well make this visit really count.”

No. Unless you’re trying to show loyalty to Jeffrey Dahmer and his ilk, then take off your social justice cap and have a coke and a smile. Last I checked, “eat” and “suck” were not interchangeable.

What the hell are you talking about? I never said it wasn’t any good. What is you saying?

Gotta love how, in a film that involves hypnosis and brain-swapping surgery, the most unrealistic element is Chris actually getting away.

So that’s where that came from? She’s why people keep repeating “I don’t trust women who don’t have female friends”? People are parroting her. Ok, now I get it.

My family is white and also British, so we actually leave out the hope.

I just stopped by to say that “sweatergod” is hilarious.

hope and oxygen!......that’s the funniest damn thing I heard all day...and it’s pretty much true, even if my bland old white ass says so!!LOL

This is definitely a people thing and not a gender thing; my husband and I have a different version of the same discussion all the time. I’m much more solution-focused and if something is bothering me I want to fix it. If something is bothering you, I want to fix it. I’m a problem-solver to my core; people come to me…

“I’m no spring chicken so I should have seen it coming; she didn’t want solutions. She didn’t want me to try to fix any problems, she just wanted acknowledgement that it’s hard, encouragement that she’ll get through this season, and to cuddle for the time being.”

Because pancakes can stand solo!

Please provide receipts.

So if you don’t let every kid who gets here have a green card then which kids you gonna deport? Which kids in college? Which ones who work at Walmart? Which ones? Even DACA has a 2007 cutoff. So if you were brought as a 10 year old in 2008 and you’re valedictorian, you’re shit out of luck.

Obama also sent those Central American moms and kids back who were showing up at the border and sent word back that they would be detained and deported. Why? Because word had gotten down south that if they could get unaccompanied minors to the border they could stay......... and they started flooding in.

I know it feels good to be upset about DACA ending, but here’s a few truths.