However, Gordon did not break up the no-hitter by plowing it into a jetty.

Maybe he answered “yes” when the questionnaire asked “Do you intend to wear these diamond earrings while jet skiing?” and they wouldn’t cover him.

This should be easy enough, just cover the Overwatch dude in zits.

Hey, $17 billion is only like 5% of the Pentagon’s yearly budget, so uh...

Please to buy many Internet enabled lighting devices! They are very safe and certainly not being used by hackers to make botnet!

Please to buy many Internet enabled lighting devices! They are very safe and certainly not being used by hackers to…

Know what I haven’t done? Watch someone watching TV.

No more got dang vidya games. Go outside.

We are talking about Atlanta, you know.

People do that because it’s also important to remember that Chris Benoit WAS a murderer, full stop, point blank. “Da biz” didn’t kill his family, he did, with a history of abuse and obvious premeditation. Wrestling is definitely very dangerous and bad for the human body and brain, but it hasn’t turned anyone else into…

By what metrics is the NBA less popular than auto racing?

The NBA’s entire history is one of dynasties or at least mini-dynasties. Baseball hasn’t had a parity problem since the 1996-00 Yankees.

Excuse me for just a moment.

Coming across these articles makes me want to flip out like Hank Hill. Go outside! Ride bikes, talk to girls, stop (making an ass of yourself on) the video games!

That was fantastic. I’m not familiar with the canon of great softball games, but that has to be up there.

This is the worst NBA playoff in decades, possibly ever, and I’m only exaggerating a little bit.

This year’s NCAA women’s championship was Mississippi State vs South Carolina.

So this basically turned into “Why isn’t playing in the WNBA like playing in the Final Four for UConn?”

If I recall correctly without looking at schedules, the NHL schedules fewer off-days and doesn’t wait for entire previous rounds to be completed if one match-up in the next is ready to go.

Ahaha. Yeah, if you look at Lies’ Amazon page, the similar titles are all left-revisionist stuff like Howard Zinn. I get a slight kick out of that, some bigot might buy it and learn something.

Lies My Teacher Told Me is a deeply left-revisionist work that makes no bones about slavery = Civil War, colonialism = genocide, etc. Its take on high school US history is that it’s extremely sanitized and softened to make excuses for evil. Are you sure that was the book, or do they just not know what they’re selling?