Motivated mostly by seeing at least 3 people describe *this very event* the same way: I would be thrilled if everyone in sports media forgot about the phrase “had himself a day.”

I don’t think they changed the SportsCenter model because interest was *growing*. The problem of highlight shows being outdated is a huge part of all this.

Hold up, you don’t actually watch WWE, do you? Not really the most sensitive treatment of anyone’s illnesses over the years.

But you know they made the change because the 90% highlights version of SportsCenter wasn’t drawing anymore...right?

Greenberg’s new morning show, maybe. (Ugh gross puke, etc.)

Eh, SC:AM is harmless enough.

Yes, Danny Kanell was probably living paycheck to paycheck on that bus-driver salary those misers paid. My heart bleeds for him.

Obviously I feel for everyone else, but good lord, Danny Kanell and Jay Crawford might be finished in major media. Dance in the streets!

DLB’s radio show is a huge mess with too many people, and Dan is terrible at interviewing when the guest doesn’t say exactly what he expects/wants.

Zapp’s was once made with 100% peanut oil, and they were incredible. Now they’re just good.

I get a little more confused every time I remember perfectly good songwriter Steve Goodman (RIP) wrote that terrible song. It’s a hell of an earworm, at least.

Bananas are only...wait, how *could* you afford it? And why? I don’t eat that much of anything in a day.

I think you’re mingling “harmful” opinions, ones that are specifically damaging to people i.e. racism, and “bad” opinions, which are simply unlikable. It is a nice bogeyman though.

Ramirez, Fernandez, w/e

In the 17th inning of a doubleheader while down 7-1. Gotta get that win!!

And they walked Kipnis to get him! In the unwritten rules that is basically a grave insult to one’s hitting manhood.

Twins walked Kipnis to get Ramirez when they were already down 8-1. When you make somebody pay on a move like that, you celebrate however you want.