DuckTales, a Disney kids cartoon revival for uh...adults that didn’t stop watching Disney kids cartoons...?

No thanks; fuck this; etc.

Accidentally stumbling into the wrong home is pretty hardcore alcoholic behavior.

Now it’s all, “Can I get pumpkin spice for my Roku?”

It’s always nice to have more reasons to scream “You dumb motherfucker!” during video games.

The “OK” sticker is the perfect symbol for this entire thing.

There’s a lot of sadness about and around this whole thing, really.

It was more about complaining about how stupid it is to show users a bunch of articles they don’t want to see, and less about explaining it to you.

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but one of Kinja’s hallmarks is showing you unrelated articles from other sites that you have no particular interest in. So that happens a lot.

Dying a lonely death after a pointless existence happens to lots of people who aren’t evil assholes.

But there also appear to be club tournaments occurring for the entire summer. Champions League, Europa, etc.

I’ve never been able to get a good answer to this: What’s the offseason for a European soccer team? As far as I can tell, most of them play year-round in some kind of league, playoff, or tournament.

A rescheduling is not the same as a delay.

Meanwhile, they doubled my shift down at the acid mine while halving my pay—but go ahead, keep complaining about exactly what time you get to talk about baseball for a living!

American cheese is fucking gross and I’m tired of it ruining burgers.

Counterpoint: Yes they have.

The sliding thing doesn’t happen at all if you give your burger a small push down after assembly.

One thing this article drove home was how sick I am of the Slightly Erudite Arrogant Vulgarian writing style. I know, I know, I’m basically complaining about the Deadspin house style, but.

“Thrilling” is a strong word.

The Uni Watch dude could probably tell you the actual number. Like, off the top of his head.