I was thinking “1991? that wasn’t that long ago”. Oh, it was. Wow. I got old fast

The owners of a car like that must have used the highest quality, moss-resistant wax that was available at that time.

No way that thing has been there for 27 years.

What are you, nuts?! FCA can’t afford zip ties!!!

Here’s hoping he can retire in ignominy to some town where the women are strong, the men are good-looking and the children above-average.

My sister’s Cobalt depreciated horribly, no clue why anyone would be snatching up any of those besides the SS ones. Don’t see why VW couldn’t just hit Autotrader and Craigslist like everyone else to get their Cobalt.

Typical Prius driver. They’re not very attentive to their surroundings unless there’s a truck or SUV in the vicinity, then they lose their shit.

You know, you can avoid a car crash on a fun, twisty mountain road by driving the car. That’s it. There’s no trick beyond that. Stay in control of the car that you, the driver, have been put in control of, and you’re not going to crash.

His beliefs are just slightly off. Here’s the truth.

*sigh*

As a straight man, I can genuinely say Mark Webber is a ridiculously handsome man.

Halfa Romeo. Dur.

How did Mary Berry place?

I mean don’t get me wrong you can’t bubble wrap your kids but to me putting them in a dragster is akin to handing them a browning .50 cal when they should be playing with a daisy Red Ryder BB gun.

in fairness, she’s probably young enough to be his niece.

I can’t remember which comedian said it but he went on a trip to Brazil and he said he was given a fake wallet and a fake phone. The officials said they’re for when you get robbed.

Congratulations, Brittany!

I know I’m probably going to get all sorts of “ermagerds you’re a terrible person” replies but it’s honestly a shame that the idiot got up and walked away from this. Just a second earlier and we’d have had a pretty damn good “this is what happens to dumbasses” teachable moment. Instead some asshole wrecked a person’s…

I was honking at the two drivers I watched last month backing out of opposing spots into each other. Rather than stop and look behind them, I think each might have looked towards me as they collided.

You believed what a dealer represented?