A “Frenchie” perhaps? I know the perfect one! Makes better noises than a Honda power unit too...

Let’s be honest. Celebrity Brain Crash was beginning to turn into this.

Tibet? FUCKING TIBET!? Tibet isn’t even an independent country!

Of course not. It’s a car.

“What was it like, Dad? When Trump was President?”

I’ll be targeting an earlier one with the pop up headlights (outside of the transmission snap ring range, of course) with a recent timing belt and water pump service.

I bought an ex-girlfriend a Toyota Matrix AWD one time. We live in Denver, so these cars are like gold. She did not react this way, and now both the girlfriend and the car (I sold it) are gone.

I legit slept on the couch for a month after buying an AMG-GT without telling my wife.

I don’t think you understand how racism works if you think the reference to a siesta here is racist (a culturally appropriate siesta would in fact be a plausible explanation for a notably long lunch). Then again I guess you don’t need to in order to falsely invoke it against anyone you feel deserves your ire.

He OWNS the company. It is his idea, not some sort of third party venture he invested in

“Man, Shrek just left me here, I’m all alone and I’m hungry and...

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

I like when I find out famous people don’t suck.

I’ve had lots of ikea stuff last a long time.

Uh... comment has very high sarcasm.

And blue flags. Mostly blue flags.

As a 5'11" S2000 owner, I would guess it would be hilarious, right up until they need the jaws of life to get you back out. I tried to get a 6'3" friend of mine into my S2000. He got in, but fit very, very poorly. We actually had to drop the top to get him back out.

AKA Geoff.

you get fatter, all the beer does go straight to the gut, and hangovers last for several days. hairline recedes, walking up stairs becomes strangely difficult. self control goes out the window, alcoholism intensifies. AND those damn kids wont get off your lawn.