Except Sprint's 3G network is so slow it couldn't even stream Netflix if they wanted to. (I'm an upset Sprint iPhone 4S user in Dallas).

Edit: accidental double post.

#trollpatrol

"Alive! but do you want to be?

"Alive! but do you want to be?

Yes, the research wouldn't happen at all because all the money went to study shrimp on tiny treadmills.

Wants the shiny!

My compliments to Scott White on the illustration. I want this on a T-shirt!

At least your home isn't being demolished to make way for a galactic bypass!

I read this in the voice of the late Bernie Mac (God rest...) and I laughed out loud at work. Thank you!

"the police says that Bialczak got out of his *car* and started to"

My name is Zaphod Beeblebrox and I approve this message.

Yeah, Apple never has to steal ideas. Like they didn't steal any of this [goo.gl] or these http://goo.gl/csvdR , or any of these [goo.gl] , or this

It's nice to see a company do something that ISN'T motivated by greed.

Both! So why is everyone still feeding the troll?

It already exists, but it's called Mythbusters.

@Curves: Please accept my condolences.

For the truly desperate there was the lingerie section of the JC Penny's catalog. Dark times indeed.

At his current level of stupidity? Yeah, he'll be back for more.

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