@Phrosty:1. Ignite fireworks from a safe distance on the 4th of July.

They lost me at number three.

@slim934: If you drink 8 cups of coffee in 15 minutes then watch the video it looks normal.

@Travis Gohr: You have my deepest condolences for your condition, Sir.

@zåɳzißarlegeпȡ:The VW is just there for size comparison. The gun is a GAU8 Avenger. These are the guns seen poking out of the nose of the A-10 Thunderbolt. That's right, they mount this gun in a plane!

@Michael Scrip: Michael's right! I want video. The picture shows me nothing. I want to see how the table reacts when a heavy drink is placed on it. Does it move? How strong are the magnets? How much weight can it hold?

@sip: Before you can learn the secrets of this dark magic, you must first sacrifice a virgin hard drive of no less than 500 GB on the Float Altar. Then, and only then, may the dark secrets be revealed to you.

@Nick Denny: You, Sir, are a genius! Probably an evil genius, but definitely a genius!

@8thManOnTheMoon: Chuck Norris doesn't need a hair dryer - he just stares down his hair in the mirror until the water runs away!

@ding-dang: For the $600 dollars this thing costs you could build your own motion trigger for the silly string and LOTS of silly string.

@OfficerMike: Duct tape can do ANYTHING!

@Stem_Sell: Well, that explains why it's so pristine . . . **STERILIZE***

@atfyfe: Captain Power And The Soldiers of the Future! Pure 80's awesome!

@MxPxRobbie:I agree - absolute fail! Without motion tracking this is just and odd controller that would make an FPS more difficult. This should not have made it past the concept stage.

I'm stoked to read about these new heroes. They all look interesting and I can't wait to learn more about their origins.

I would mount a shark fin on top and use it to terrorize the local beach-goers. $2 million well spent! Heck, with a good camera I might even get AFV to pay the sub off $10k at a time!

@LessthanZach: No Problem. Just power up the boards and see which ones have a positive smoke test!

@Stem_Sell: WD-WTF? Spaceship fuel? No wonder those things are so quiet!

@learniiburn: Do no evil - hide no evil.

@funakoshi.gichin.shotokan: Would you like to try a glass of Merlot ?