At East End Christian Academy, Daniel signed a strict contract stating, among other things, that he would not drink in public, that he would regularly attend their associated church, and that he would live a Christ-like lifestyle.

There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

My favorite single from her album, 1589, is definitely Welcome to New Yorick. Shake it Out, Damned Spot takes a close second.

Yep. I got annoyed because I loved the original. And I was called every horrible name in the book here. I actually am ok with it now because they are playing new characters and Bill Murray is in it.

Some of us are agreeing with those who think this is a bad idea for reasons related to feminism.

I came here to say the same thing. I think had they have casted men as well people still would not have wanted this movie redone. I don’t doubt that douchebags criticized the women-centered cast, but those folks don’t really count (to me, mostly because they suck as people). I think the general consensus is that the…

Notice when a man acts like a child, a suffix is added.

I agree, people freak out whenever you redo classics.

This is perfect, especially juxtaposed with most of their family “selfies” (us-ies)

Is that a baby Gomez? I could see it.

Kim’s been so “Goth” throughout this pregnancy I think the baby’s going to come out looking like Robert Smith.

YES. A thousand times this. I’m an Oklahoman, and I can say with a fair amount of certainty that the families of the dead and injured wanted the game to go on. A big middle finger to all the people “jez-splainin’” how we need to be “respecting” the dead out of a horrible motor vehicle incident. Thank you but no thank…

I was so crestfallen that I didn’t know the hip young group The Boos who covered my favorite Springsteen song...

I should have my pay docked on this botched gob.

I do get that. It was unnecessary snark more meant to express that it should never happen and it shouldn’t take reforms. It was careless and I am sorry.

Well that will solve the problem of younger females being attracted to older, powerful men. Take that, biology!

“She like to f**k* me, s**k me, s**k then f**k me / I’m the ice cream man, she chunky monkey,

Outrage! Outrage! So much outrage! Every bloody second! Wake me when it’s actually serious. This shit is exhausting.

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.