The Tom Holland Spider-Man movies have been great, but am I the only one who wants to see him in a more traditional Spidey story, centered around Queens and Manhattan just, you know, fighting muggers and second-rate costumed villains?

The cosmic stuff works because he’s a fish out of water, but at this rate, it’s all…

well, this doesn’t sound soooo bad, i mean, i’d rather have too much plot/motivations/arc/backstory than none.

Spider-Man: Homestar Runner. It’s dot com.

I would tell myself to just shut the hell up whenever I actually don’t have any idea what I’m talking about. Also to be more honest with myself and others about how I’m feeling, my reputation be damned.

This is the first take that makes any sense to me.

This is good marketing. A lot of people who were going to ignore this will now hate-watch it.

.... okay, but why is he wearing a mask? Is Covid in the DCEU? Is Joker wearing a mask to keep the rest of us safe? I feel like everyone got so excited about the weird Christ-y-ness of it all that they overlooked the fact that the Joker has clearly decided to be a responsible citizen. I, for one, applaud…

“Straights” doesn’t rhyme with “okay,” no matter how you spell it. They both have the long “ay” sound (so, assonance), but one of them ends in “ts” while the other doesn’t.

...you do realize that “OK” and “okay” are interchangeable, right? Let’s save the fancy words for when “tough” and “stuff” are banging around together in a couplet.

You get a No Prize! (Which is how Lee referred to not giving Kirby any credit for his contributions.)

In traditional Marvel fashion, I would like to blame all of this on the Skrulls.

Or something from the imagination of Alan Partridge. Brilliantly, the ever game boxer Chris Eubank, ended up actually making “Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank”.

Is Last of Us really a “Playstation shoot-em-up”?

Tate Taylor is a simply dreadful director. Having suffered through The Help, Ma and the dog’s breakfast which is the Jessica Chastain movie Ava I’ll give this a wide, hard pass.

I was born at a similar time to Allison Janney, and have aged like a fine milk.

We shouldn’t be praising anyone for being in the Israeli Armed Forces, let alone the desensitizing nature of having served.

“I am altering the moral lesson. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

I’m willing to give fairly wide latitude for casting, but I don’t buy that Mila Kunis and Allison Janney are the same species, much less sisters.

I know it’s just a typo, but I like “controversary” for “the date each year on which we remember when this bullshit started”

“Here’s a story about a 17 year olds relationship that I published on a highly trafficked website. Now that I’ve got my clicks, you people need to give her her privacy!”