Dick Turpin has me worried.
The list of guest stars is brillz but that trailer had better not be the best we can expect.

Remember when he was in a Star War with Lizzo and Christopher Lloyd and it wasn’t just a cheese dream we all shared?

I want to be really excited for Godzilla x Kong because I love the lizard and thought that GvK was brillz through miraculously holding a balance (mostly) of being wrapped up in its own fucking stupidity without being obnoxious. I want to be excited...but I’m definitely not.

Lol disc rot.

This reads like it was written by someone who hasn’t seen a single movie on this list.

First three...

Air is a bad movie wherever you watch it. Pretty unprofessional of Comer to try and watch it when she's meant to be on stage. Still, can't blame her for giving up after 10 minutes.

This was embarassing to read

This place has absolutely gone to shit.

Two fucking delightful people having a fucking delightful conversation. This interview is my favourite thing this month...maybe even this year.

Who are these people calling calling for Rob Zombie to “take these classic characters in a gory direction”?

Fucking embarrassing...

Very exciting to see someone else place Goo at number 1 here and some love for Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star. 

And there goes one of my main reasons for even coming here any more. Thanks Alex, you're still the greatest.

Every NFT project I hear about just makes me feel embarrassed for everyone involved

Can I have some footy pyjamas and milk?
Not because I’m a grown adult saying that Disney should use magic to have the characters from one TV show appear in another TV show.
Just because that sounds like a pretty good time.

If this isn’t a masterclass in trolling for outrage replies I feel sad that you don’t like The Beatles.

This is a good joke and deserves recognition as such.

Every now and then I say stuff in Mark Cousins’ voice just to sound wistful and intellectual.
“Should I make a cup of tea? No...no...maybe...no...yes. The tea is important to me. And to all of us. It’s a universal need for tea. And a digestive biscuit.”

TRUE!