Well, it’s easy to delete from your phone.

But it's owned by such lovely people hahaha jk.

Reading about Quibi failing has been one of my few bright spots in such a shitty year. 

I think they are saying that they agree with you morally but that the written word of the law does not and therefore the strict definition of "sexual assault" can't be carried.

As opposed to the “snarky derisive comment about an article that presents an opinion you disagree with”, which never seems to go out of fashion around here.

*Tims Horton

BAM! Cry Wilderness was also awesome. And Reptilicus!

We’ll have to agree to disagree about Big Fish but Mars Attacks! is a damn good film.

I don’t like how quickly that Grandpa Simpson quote has become my whole existence.

Morrissey is always on the list of artists who I’ll listen to only via piracy.

shit, i never though of blu tacing them. Can you draw this out to an entire lifehacker post?

I was hoping it’d be the scene where Peter Serafinowicz says “fucking” over and over again, or the supposedly safe for TV version where he says “funky” over and over again.

five by five in the pipe

“The Alien Slime The”

And any movie that basically has 30 minutes ripped out of it from an executive decision is pretty much writing its own death warrant. About half the Fantastic trailer isn’t even in the damn movie, which renders it into this weird big-budget black box play where there’s only two sets, the lab and the negative zone.

but that is another story...

I’ve been preparing my whole life for this day.

That would bring the series back to its satirical roots, I can dig it.

Marc Costanzo of the band Len, I’d imagine.