Coronavirus aside, why in the fuck is Peter Rabbit 2 even a thing.

WHO ARE YOU TO REFUSE A RAPPING CGI RABBIT DURING THE CREDITS?!

I know no such thing!

That’s nothing. I can’t speak Tagalog, yet I can draw a stick figure. Your move, cheetahs.

Leave Britney alone!

Clearly this is just stealth marketing for the fact she will be playing Cheetara in the live action Thunder Cats movie.  

“Look, just buy the merch.”

Powerful to contemplate 

I was thinking the same thing, but I guess you come to this movie to see some crazy action, and it sounds like that’s one of the main areas where it really dropped the ball. Bummer! I was sort of rooting for Bloodshot (even if he was the last Valiant hero I’d make a movie out of in a a zillion years).

It’s the Dowd way

Especially a Dowd C, which is an everyone else B.

YOU’RE ALL WRONG.

This season will be about...

“Hey, America, ever wonder how Mark Wahlberg possibly lives with himself? Now you get to find out!”

Coining the term UI for Uploaded Intelligence seems like a real UI (User Interface) boondoggle.

Bits for tits and clits.

‘Merica!

Not much to post about this week, folks! I’m still futzing about with my Retropie-enabled Raspberry Pi 3: trying to properly bind keys to a wireless controller and keyboard, trying to figure out how to unpartition the SD so I can actually do updates, trying to find weird and wonderful games to emulate on it (still…

Also everyone used VHS head cleaners, what are you on about gen Z?

That’s a wrap. No more puns!