He tripped, fell, and invaded her privacy.

I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

I don’t see anything actually wrong with the comment now. She was asked if she can understand movies from certain cultures, and her response was basically, “I don’t know much about the intricacies of the Middle East but I think we all share some commonalities and I understand the humanities in those films.” Maybe I’m…

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

GALAXY QUEST WAS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND HOW DARE YOU FORGET IT.

Looking at homeless people IS gross but I don’t see him putting forth any solutions. Luckily I actually have a plan for that problem!!!

They rely upon the mainstream media to never fact check republican bullshit and guess what? They don’t. Instead of saying that republican claims are untrue that there is no precedent, they say something like “democrats are saying that there is precedent, they point to Reagan as an example”, thus reducing actual fact…

You can tell America wins at democracy with how much time we spend on it without actually achieving any semblance of it.

I also get claustrophobic if I’m not on the aisle, and the last time I was flying I paid extra to choose an aisle seat for a 5 hour flight. Sure enough, as boarding was ending some lady walked up and stared hard at me for awhile and then said “oh, I’m in A, that’s the aisle seat.” Uh, no, that’s the window seat.…

In the immortal words of Jeffrey Lebowski, he’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole.

She’s an excellent debater and each of the debates so far has resulted in a spike in her favorables - it’s really her best forum. She is great on substance, detailed, prepared, and she generally outperforms Sanders.

I like Bernie. I don't think he's presidential but I think he'd be good in the administration. The #1 thing that turns me off of Bernie are honestly his supporters. They are the rabid evangelical Christians of liberalism.

I don’t mind Bernie. He sounds like my Queens-born father and looks like a Philosophy professor I had in undergrad. His problem is his ideas and proposals, while great, have zero chance of working with the Congress. Congress, which is a bag of dicks, would eat him for lunch. Clinton knows how to work the system in her…

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

they’re posting about 3 articles for every gawker one.

New reports have said that drone operators face enormous levels of stress, guilt, and trauma as a result of their jobs. People who witness their friends — and even their supposed enemies — killed or hurt in the line of battle can be and are still affected.

Hercules was most likely not super amped about baking George Washington a birthday cake since he actually ran away on Washington’s birthday.

I’d like to think they’re allowing the request for bail, just so they have the pleasure of yelling, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” in her face.

One day, I’ll fly home in my google drone copter, inject my intake port with a revitalizing shot of Gatorade nanoparticles, check my wrist display to check in on my kids, who live in orbit around Venus, and plug my neckport into the entertainment box where Abram’s head, now attached to a synthetic body that shines…

Another brutal thing? Teachers make less than actors. Homeless children. My foot hurts.