I read about this on my phone yesterday while having a beer at a sports bar. I worried my waitress with my tears when she came to take my order.

Bless your heart.

Which pew did Trump tweet that from?

The rooftop deck of that restaurant is about as big as most people’s backyard patios. Not big enough to be stealth about taking photos and definitely within arm’s reach if you do.

I get weirdly claustrophobic if I can’t have an aisle and have not booked flights I want when one isn’t available so I always hate it when people ask me to switch for a window, let alone a middle.

Bra.

Hmmm, how will this work as a sequel? When the movie ended, her “best friend” was off on his honeymoon and she was dancing with her other best friend. If the show is just her with her gay best friend, then it’s Will & Grace. Otherwise, it’s about her stalking a married guy, which is Sleepless in Seattle without the…

“If public officials don’t want to do their jobs then they don’t need to be public officials.”

As long as it’s not for the fashion “don’ts.”

Marcia was right about her.

You couldn’t have picked a better example of an under-whelming tourist attraction.

Cruz: Doggy-style fisting. In a sentance: I cruzed him ‘til he bled santorum.

Oh gosh...I normally look forward to Pinkham’s column, but this one fed into one of my life-long fears so I began hyperventilating from the headline alone. Both of my Grandfathers were missing fingers (the one who was a butcher was missing two), so from my earliest childhood even seeing anything sharp like knives,…

I don’t know which show is the worst example of a dead show walking, but the actor that always seemed to star during a once-popular show’s death throes

In an airplane-related comment to your anecdote, I was flying from Shanghai to San Francisco when an announcement was made requesting the help of a doctor. A woman had broken her leg in one of the bathrooms.

Since the woman on the currency has to be dead, does that mean Palin’s creating one of those scary death panels out of her own followers?

It’s futile to attempt to reason with people who can only think in black and white. To zealots on the right, pro-life and anti-abortion are interchangeable terms. Therefore pro-choice MUST equal anti-life. Poor dears can’t seem to figure out where all those liberal women are finding their babies.

Was your cousin 5?

“...more to do with [Obama] being a communist as opposed to being black”

“Men with hands that small creep me out.”