I had time to kill in a pointless meeting so I booted it up and couldn’t get the controls behind Toadette at all.  It’s like “you should fire your tortoise shell” and I’m like “Yeah, I’m just trying to keep my shit on the track right now.”

+1 audible chortle at my desk.  

Not really much I can do but stay the course at this point (dumping good chunk of salary into a marginally at best run company 401k). Have a post-tax vehicle for my money, but have pulled back on it since a lot of my life is currently in flux.

This is good Kinja.

I invent swear words at people who I deem being unable to drive.  There are a lot of those people where I’m at.

+1 Dead Kennedy

Yeah, I made the mistake of going to a Wild Wings on a “unlimited fries” day. They didn’t have near enough fryers to keep up and I waited an hour and a half for the food. The waitress was at my table every five minutes apologizing and making sure I didn’t need anything else to drink. I didn’t feel like I could dock…

Foster was actually somewhat talented when healthy, but continued our lineage of drafting pieces of shit at LB. I still think a move inside to DT beside Buckner would fix the issues with Thomas, but what do I know.

The disadvantage is that the 49ers might be actually playing a game when the city implodes the place, and while the NFL can endure rescheduling games due to weather, doing so due to rubble would be a rougher optic.

Tell me about it! It’s one of my (least) favorite discussion topics when I catch up with friends that I generally only see around their birthdays. :)

The ”renting is throwing away money” statement is a talking point of the “Church of NAR” and is a fallacy I love to hear from my friends who own. They always tell me they’re paying less in “rent” (their mortgage) than I am. That’s well and good (and likely true), but I’m also not having to replace my roof, redo…

I could comfortably dive into the housing market where I’m at (Midwest), but don’t really see the point in doing so while our economy is “winning bigly” and I’m between “all clear, no more layoffs” and “we’re going through another round of layoffs.” at my job. I’d prefer mobility to saddle bagging myself with a…

Baseball and beer in the same sentence made me think of Old Style.  For over 100 years it was the only thing that could put a worse taste in the mouths of Cub fans than the team themselves.

I was going to say “It sucks that it feels like we’re watching Cam Newton all over again”, but with Houston’s history of killing their QB it feels closer to a foregone conclusion.

Jesus man, don’t give Deadspin’s handlers any bad ideas.

You all aren’t tired of winning bigly yet, are you?

Probably not, I guess I was thinking they might be a little riskier (more dangerous spots, saying words that USA previously told HHH and Shawn Michaels not to, etc.).  Not necessarily Attitude Era levels, but more than the current product.

Semantically you may argue that the WWE network isn’t a standard cable channel that everyone and their mother can get (unless they wanna pay NINE NINETY FIVE A MONTH MAGGLE) and while AEW grabbed the same time slot, they were the only cable game in town until WWE came into challenge them.

Magician back to pass...he’s got Ice wide open. Touchdown Dragons!

Who in their right fucking mind puts a team in Tampa Bay, never mind a SECOND one?