This sounds perfectly reasonable...if I could sleep in my bathtub in water full of ice every night.

Add Burfict to that list too.  I hate the Steelers and I’d have donated to a go fund me to pay Juju’s fine when he crack backed Burfict to hell.

As a software side Business Analyst, there are fewer things that make me cringe than “We’ve got an Access database that we’d like to make into an application...”

I agree, and would add not to forget the “Crying Jordan” meme.. I think that might elevate his status amongst the “youngs”. Pretty much anyone living who was born before 1990 are probably cognizant of Michael Jordan and seeing the time the meme hit that’s probably pulled in people except for those born in the past ten…

Jackson:

Absolutely. I took a Classic American Lit class in college and Moby Dick was required reading. Not only that, but the professor drug the book out over the entire semester. I remember handling the required readings for the class by reading Moby Dick until I want to lobotomize myself and then switch to the other…

Wait wait wait.

+ 4+ dead in Ohio

Neigh sir, that’s a bridge too far.

Watching this feels like starting a game of Extreme Warfare Revenge (still recommend over TEW in my opinion). The game starts up and the promotions start hiring new talent like wildfire.

If you’re first in line at an intersection, look both ways before going when the light turns green. You never know when someone is going to run a red light. (u/pumah) Because, as u/saugoof’s dad used to say, “The cemeteries are full of people who had right of way.”

NOT ENOUGH TYPING IN CAPS THOUGH

After getting killed behind a god awful o-line long enough, QB’s start seeing ghosts and hit the turf well before they’re touched. I liked calling this “David Carr Syndrome” after watching him get murdered in Houston.

Kyle is the child of Kenny Williams (of White Sox “fame”) and as a fan of both teams, fuck both of them.

LeBastard too!  So many “sick” burns.

Somewhere, ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER fumes.

*nods*

My computer just croaked, but before that the local server mode was my big “wait until” for buying the game. You know, since I don’t really want to deal with lvl 50 X_X_X_EdgELorD420_X_X_X running around with a microphone and swearing at me like he’s just discovered swearing for the first time while spawn camping…

+1 DH.

“Looked like a clean hit to me”