Maybe I’m jaded, but am I the only one who thinks this Heyman/Bischoff thing isn’t going to matter? Not necessarily to suggest that “WWE is dead and that AEW is the new king”, but more so “I don’t know that even Heyman can get past the shitty product being produced much less Bischoff?”

“I thought that guy was dead!”

This is good Kinja. I’d have a few modified steps in my case:

I’m actually surprised this isn’t a thing more often. Like a reverse DH sort of thing.

Damn who stuck their paw in your aquarium today?

I agree 100% with this. Common courtesy of “five servers just came up and asked the bartender for drinks; maybe I should hold off my next conversation point” and “it’s pretty slow at the moment, so maybe I can engage them now.” is the key to knowing when to communicate with bartenders. That and reading the bartender…

The first thing I saw regarding this made me think the movie looked good, but on second glance, I’m starting to get the idea that this will mechanically be like the The Witch. I think this has talked me out of seeing it on the screen and waiting for it to end up on demand.

Us: Man, Vince can’t stoop any lower than *insert previous attempt at stooping lower*

“Amateur.”

Only one you missed is always get huge raises regardless as to how good or bad the economy is, but otherwise you’re on FIRE (pun intended).

I appreciate the scoreboard showing “BREAK POINT” in the midst of his meltdown.  It’s like “for Martinez or the set?”

I agree. Meltzer isn’t ever going to give him a five-star match, but he certainly has the charisma and the look to pull off almost any menacing gimmick you could think of while not looking like a liability in the ring. A change of scenery might do him good.

Take cash on travel (work, vacation, whatever). I bought clothes for a trip only to have my bank freeze my account right before the trip. Normally they call, but of course this time had to be abnormal. In spite of telling them I was going to be in Boston, because they’d previously froze my account my card didn’t work…

I can’t wait to see how Bethesda continues to ravage the Fallout series this year.  

Maybe, but their ratings have been in the cellar as of late. I don’t even think it was a month ago that they set a non-holiday low at just 2.1 million viewers. It could be a post-Mania hangover or it could be a trend of something else entirely (hard to tell because post-Mania hangovers are a thing).

Miguel Cabrera has 1 home run this year.

For AEW to succeed, it has to be a worthwhile alternative to WWE, and that holds for better and, in this case, for worse.

Spot on. I’ve got a relative with extensive experience in multiple Information Technology and Business disciplines, a MBA and over a decade of management experience. Only problem is he’s in his fifties and companies can (and will) hire more than one person to do his job (regardless as to which discipline he tries to…

This is amazingly underrated Kinja.

Nice Dean Spanos impersonation by Kinsler.  7/10.