RE: The co-ordinarted groomsman dance, the inventors of youtube are going to burn in hell for what they’ve done to what people want to do at weddings.

That’s the last time they ever invite Tim over to watch the game.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

If this wasn’t holding then holding doesn’t exist. He grabbed him around the neck and forced him to the ground just a couple of feet from a sure sack...

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.

The reporter’s job is not to simply dump

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

Also, this:

If you think they’re going to blame their Trump vote when their benefits get cut, you’re more optimistic than I am.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

I just love this guy because I get to start another RB instead of some shitty rotating member of my WR corps.

I send the “Do you need anything?” text well before I pull into the parking lot, because there’s always a lag time between when I send my text and when my wife answers.

This is what Darth Vader should always be.

The best thing I’ve seen in a while, lolol.

Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too?

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.