He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

This is certainly not a statistically representative sample of the military. But it is far from meaningless.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

I think it is worth noting that Donald Trump is almost certainly not the next Hitler and that I generally find comparisons between Nazism, the Holocaust, and contemporary people and events highly distasteful and disrespectful of all those who lost their lives. There are exceptions of course. It is appropriate to…

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

Relax guys - dude’s arm is covering the part about bringing all the jobs back and getting tougher with China on trade.

As long as it isn’t Ted Lasso. Guy didn’t have a clue in the EPL...

He was an absolute inconsistent and shit in game manager.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

As a resident of NJ, the answer is no. Last year when he was on his FAILED (lol) campaign, we had a frigging blizzard here. When asked by reporters why he didn’t come back to, you know, govern the state he snidely responded, “What am I supposed to do, shovel snow?”

I still love, in an evil bitch sorta way, that all Chris Christie really wants in life is to be friends with Bruce Springsteen and ol’ Bruce basically said “nah.”

Does Christie ever do like ... his actual job of governing New Jersey?

I hope you get my message in a Bortles.

It looks like the Browns offensive line could really use a some support right now. Thankfully, they should be able to count on everyone getting behind them.

I wasn’t aware that Obama was planning on tanking the economy so hard in the next two months.