Here’s the thing I don’t get — as a Patriots fan, and one who loves Marty.
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The problem, though, is who is picking up the reigns when Trump abdicates responsibility at the slightest sign of work? Arch-Republican Ken Doll Mike Pence and dog-eared copy of Mein Kampf in a smelly burlap sack Steve Bannon.
“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”
One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.
Thanks for the analysis, Dom. These gifs are really great.
The worst part of this is, he’s probably not the oldest person to dunk on Melo.
Two months ago I was fired from my job for sexually harassing my boss but at a minor league hockey game yesterday I caught a t-shirt from the t-shirt cannon despite being in the nosebleeds. Redemption truly is a long and winding road, but it is rewarding.
The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.
I imagine the relationship between Gronk and Belichick is similar to that of Forrest Gump and Bear Bryant.
Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.
He’s thinking...‘thank god I’m moving to California so I won’t have things thrown at me in the streets.’
“Aides confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room.”
Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.
“Julia, tonight for your date with Bill, you’ll be helicoptered to Jack-O’s house along with Jalen Rose where you will watch a Survivor marathon and argue about whether or not the 2012 Miami Heat are properly rated.”
Go Falcons.
“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”
Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.
Oyster crackers over saltines is a bad take. Who ranks crackers by their ability to be a mediocre noodle in a soup that doesn’t need it?