I’m sure it’s well known by now that a Boston 10 is roughly an L.A. 7.

Ha! Well, fuck you, that’s fantastic.

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

“(T)he descriptions of our bodies, the numbers we were each assigned, and the comparison to each other and recruits in classes before us...”

Yes, but program-wide sexual assault doesn’t threaten to befoul the sanctity of amateur athletics. Now, if the women were being paid to have sex...

SMU’s big mistake was repeatedly doing the same thing over and over that got them into trouble in the first place. It was about cash to players, which compared to Baylor and Penn State is pretty small time.

The SMU thing predates me so I don’t have a great grasp on its justification at the time, but this heinous Baylor shit seems like as good a reason as any to level a school with the death penalty. This isn’t one bad apple, this was a tremendously thought out deception from the school and the town and pulling…

Get Janet Reno on the phone.

Yeah, honestly, I almost added “Fuck that entire town” too. Good call, bc fuck Waco.

Fuck that entire town. Seems the police weren’t doing dick about it either.

Fuck this entire program and school.

Look up Aroldis Chapman in the dictionary!

Roger sees it differently.

They can still give their cousins “tips”

“All I’m trying to say is the Seminoles didn’t stop immigration and it didn’t work out so well for them did it?”

Bowden: “My final thought on Trump is this. If all the immigrants come here, who will make the shoes that players can get for free?”

Well, it’d be more noticeable if it were a black guy.....Look at that lil thing! He’s barely poking out of his shell!

If a player did this, columns would be written across the country and Goodell would suspend him two games. Four if he were black.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.