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Being a 9/11 truther does not make someone a piece of shit. It’s not the idea that makes a piece of shit, it’s how you go about presenting your message...kind of like how I feel about religious types.

priceless

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Blair Walsh is masturbating to this game right now, filled with self-loathing.

Surely they can at least forgo a few paychecks to help the boss out.

+ $10 free in your account

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

75 million.

At least Trump is comfortable being who he is, bluster and all. Curt on the other hand, painfully tries to pass himself off as some thoughtful intellectual of the right. It’s cringe worthy hearing him “explain” things. He’s an awful combination of a college freshman philosophy major and an embittered gamer-gater.

Watching him debate Elizabeth Warren is going to make Trump look like Socrates

Hopefully he will team up with Ted Cruz and his father, in some sort of LeBatard-esque right-wing news show. Rafael Cruz already has tremendous experience blowing left-wing minds.

38, obviously.

So how many times per show should we call and ask if he’ll ever pay back the good(?) people of Rhode Island?

Always good to see some bloated dunce who seems unemployable finally getting off the taxpayer teat.

Chief Wahoo, or the Chief Yahoo?

I am a Texas Tech alum for undergrad and I am dreading the upcoming story on our QB breaking or tying almost every NCAA record... and losing because of the lack of any sort of D. Leach was a character on good days and an ass on others, but at least while there he had decent enough defenses. Nothing like a great D, but…

Don’t talk shit on Jerry Jones.

His current babysitter says the same thing